What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

What I have noticed is nearly every girl I try to connect with whom reject me are in their early 20s why is that the case?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Have you made a female relative or friend squirt?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

He : I'm 24.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

What was your embarrassing moment in front of your father-in-law as an Indian daughter-in-law?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Why can’t conservatives accept the fact that they are stupid?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

When did bestiality first occur to you and how did it happen the first time? Was it a deliberate decision or it just happened and you allowed it?

Me : Sure.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Why do boobs of some girls bounce when they walk?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Do flat Earthers really exist? Why do they believe the Earth is flat?

Me : Thank you.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Why would you think you're fit to be a model?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Why are white women so overly emotional?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Do all you people that took the "jab" feel lied to yet?

Me : No

He : Tea ?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Have you ever been forced to dress like a girl?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

What is the reason for the high rate of unmarried individuals in America, particularly among males?

Me : I don't drink

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Do you think some men have sex with prostitutes because they're too afraid to talk to women? Money does the talking for them.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : Then let's have some coffee

What is the impact of being stereotyped as poor on an individual's life? How does it make them feel?

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?